He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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