I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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