you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i now understand why vodka
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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