let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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