People in love make me want to vomit
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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