I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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