Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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