Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
