nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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