oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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