votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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