problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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