I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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