Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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