I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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