She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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