doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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