I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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