his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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