One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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