can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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