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(248): View more from Michigan

You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me

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(205): View more from Alabama

Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy

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(219): View more from Indiana

My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious

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(937): View more from Ohio

Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.

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