yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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