belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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