I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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