No stitches, just platelets and will power
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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