But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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