Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
