I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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