rhymes with "ouble enetration"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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