Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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