What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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