then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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