whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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