Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
