i would punch a child for taco bell
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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