I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Shame - the story of my life.
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