i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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