i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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