How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think my fart just growled at me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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