just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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