Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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