What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
