Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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