i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Pooping to opera.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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