Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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