It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
