That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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