In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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