sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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