I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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