I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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