Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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