Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
bring money and cleavage
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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