There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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